Today, I have a lot on my mind. Who shot J.R.? Where's the beef? Help I've fallen and I can't get up! Do I really have ED? If it is supposed to make me feel better, then why are there so many side effects? Let me start by saying dialysis went great right up until the time my bowels decided to make boom boom. Well, enough about me. How are you today? I want to talk about music today. I have a good friend and former coworker that now lives in Charlotte, N.C.. He owns a small mobile DJ service. You know the guy in the corner at most wedding receptions playing "The Chicken Dance". He started out where most respectable "Announcers" began their careers in a strip club in Boilermaker Country. While in Charlotte, he decided to go to broadcasting school. Now he is interning for a funny morning show called Woody and Wilcox on 106.5 The End. Oh, by the way, he still has the mobile DJ business for now. In fact, his last gig was in a strip mall in Knoxville, TN. That is dedication! As a former high school DJ, I am in awe of his determination. He will succeed. Look out Howard Stern, Bob and Tom, Billy Bob and John Boy, and Woody and Wilcox. DJCrackerJack has the prize all the girls want and the boys wish they had! Look out! He was in the Navy. Do you have a request?
Osama Bin Laden: "Hit me with your best shot!"
Obama: "In The Navy"
Joe Biden: "She Bang! She Bang!"
George W. Bush:: "Freebird"!!!!
Dick Cheney: "Waterfalls"
The rantings and ravings of a 45 year old kidney dialysis patient. I will relive the past, boast about the present, and hope for the future. There is no subject that is out of bounds. Eat, drink, and be merry! Come along for the ride.
Mike you are a wonderful friend!! Thank you for your unending friendship and support of Chris!!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you and your family!!
All my love, Jess